Reese Galvan: hey
fascist42: hey there
Reese Galvan: hey
fascist42: Hows you evening going?
Reese Galvan: think we chatted before right?
fascist42: Probably not in a long while. Where might I know you from?
Reese Galvan: I'm sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?
fascist42: Yeah I have a terrible memory
Reese Galvan: nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?
fascist42: Watching old punk rock videos
Reese Galvan: Nice..I'm feeling a little naughty ..lol..U?
fascist42: Well, that depends. Where would I know you from?
Reese Galvan: Yeah I'm horny lol ..sorry if that's forward ..is that cool?
fascist42: You're about to try and get me to go to your website aren't you
This is where I realized that I didn't know anyone by that name and was been solicited by a machine
This is where I realized that I didn't know anyone by that name and was been solicited by a machine
Reese Galvan: Accept the invite, if you need the link again its http://tinyurl.com/3q2x94u
fascist42: uh huh.
Reese Galvan: I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??
fascist42: Yes, a real fat one
Reese Galvan: lolz yeah i need it babe...i'm so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i've got a sweet ass that loves attention!!
fascist42: She was super heavy and I couldn't breathe
Reese Galvan:
fascist42: She thought she urinated on me but I told her it was ok
Reese Galvan: do you cam?
fascist42: I had a colonoscopy once
Reese Galvan: Well i don't do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
fascist42: No I only watch free pron from 4chan
This is true. But you have to do a lot of sifting to find good fap material nowadays.
Reese Galvan: ofcourse babe, just need to verify age but yes its free
fascist42: I'm 12 years old
Now, the robot may not be paying attention at this point, because If I was telling the truth, the there may be an FBI party van in someone's future.
Now, the robot may not be paying attention at this point, because If I was telling the truth, the there may be an FBI party van in someone's future.
Reese Galvan: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
fascist42: Only if you promise to wear the Easter Bunny suit
Reese Galvan: K here's the link to my cam it's http://tinyurl.com/3q2x94u go there and make sure you click the gold join fee button on the top, you should see me once ur in look for pretty in pink,...ok?
fascist42: Did you realize that you have a dude's name?
Reese Galvan: Jenny
fascist42: Apple Sauce
It gets a little silly from here on. I figured if I'm not going to have any real sex, I might as well entertain myself.
It gets a little silly from here on. I figured if I'm not going to have any real sex, I might as well entertain myself.
Reese Galvan: do you see me? i can't wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all..k?
fascist42: Dear god you're a robot
Reese Galvan: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
fascist42: No, just not into horrible sales pitches
Reese Galvan: kk, fill out your info babes, im sooo horny!!! u almost in??
fascist42: Can I have some money?
Reese Galvan: there's no $$ involved!!
fascist42: I'm unemployed
Reese Galvan: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe...but again no worries it's free!!! k?
fascist42: I live with my mom and she's asleep on the couch in the room. We share a studio apartment
Reese Galvan: 24/f/Miami
fascist42: Did you know that Poly Styrene died yesterday? That's so damn sad
fascist42: I love X-Ray Spex
Reese Galvan: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
fascist42: My favorite song in The World Turned Dayglo
Reese Galvan: Your such a good boy, I'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
fascist42: No I'm really not. I haven't paid my taxes in 4 years and my car got repossessed
Reese Galvan: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
fascist42: How do you make a living doing this? Does your dad know you're a whore?
Reese Galvan: I'll be your whore
fascist42: I bet he didn't hug you enough
fascist42: You should think about therapy
There was a study that daddy issues are actually a factor in who becomes a porn star You also have a higher chance if you where raised in an overly strict religious household. And here I am thinking organized religion was useless.
There was a study that daddy issues are actually a factor in who becomes a porn star You also have a higher chance if you where raised in an overly strict religious household. And here I am thinking organized religion was useless.
Reese Galvan: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
fascist42: I have hepatitis
fascist42: I hope you're ok with that once we get married
Reese Galvan: k you in yet babe??
fascist42: I think Im going to go poop now. Nice talking to you
Reese Galvan: k
It's fun to think about a random woman calling you for a booty call, but reality sets in and you decide that chances are you won't find that nerdy librarian nymphomaniac you've always dreamed of. It's exceedingly rare, man. That sucks. Hot chicks with glasses need to be issued to ass-starved people, like rations during a famine. WHERE'S MY OBAMA PUSSY?
Cheers.
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