Don't eat at Corner Bakery.
I didn't have to stand in line long and a friendly, attractive young lady took my order. However, she devilishly up-sold me from a corned beef sandwich to a Reuben. Now, I fucking love Rubens and I was easily baited, but what I got was not remotely close to what I expected
It took this place 30 goddamn minutes to get my lukewarm meal to the table, but the most egregious affront was the paper thin cracker they tried to pass off as a Reuben sandwich! This thing had 3 tiny slabs of pink meat, barely a whisper of thousand island and , hardly any sauerkraut at all, and completely violated by a panini press into two halves of lip shredding exercise in frustration. It was hard and tough and tasteless, all for the aneurysm inducing price of $8!!
Huge titties prevented me from complaining, so I'm not getting my money back.
A man has needs, and what a man needs is a decent goddamn sandwich!
Tomorrow I'm going to Jason's deli
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
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